"Where's the glamour gone? Dog *?!@# food? Kit's Cucina, that paragon of particularity, is now writing recipes for bally dog food (or "füd" if you'd prefer)? I thought this was supposed to be a gourmet's paradise???"
Relax. It is still gourmet. I've been scratching my head on what to write about next, and on making up Liam the whippet's dinner this weekend, decided you might benefit from a recipe that feeds your dog for under a dollar a day, is good for them, makes them smell less doggy – making them more bearable to hang out with in close confines – as well as making (hem hem) "cleaning up after them" more bearable.
Now, read on for this canine culinary miracle...